Welcome to Dildonian

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About Us

It's all about pride


We're proud of our roots, and of our home. Come visit us, and see that we are more than just a name. 

Our time


A brewery, great lodgings, restaurants and outdoor adventures await those who choose Dildo as their destination. Dildonian is excited to shine a light on the great things happening in our town, and will do its best to help get the word out to all. (photo cred Marilyn Crotty).

The Tale of Captain Dildo

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